Beware the International Criminal Communist Pervert Immigrant Iranian Conspiracy

by Clayton Anderson III
The Bohefus Gazette

I cannot begin to adequately express my loathing of the spineless liberal. This inability may result from the fact that the words necessary to describe him have been systematically erased from the English language by his minions in academia and the world-government media. George Soros has performed a hostile takeover of our means of communication, and all adjectives that pertain to his kind have since mysteriously disappeared.

I only reiterate the obvious, readers, because my disgust has recently been whetted by my discovery of a frightening and abominable development. With whatever scraps of language remaining, I must enlighten you to the existence of this Conspiracy, the latest in an endless series of abhorrent insults heaped upon the dwindling ranks of the righteous by the degenerate liberals and their bloodhounds.

Just yesterday, while monitoring liberal propaganda on cable channels 1 through 1000, I was treated to a story regarding the turnout of the homosexuals and other infernal denizens of San Francisco, supposedly "numbering thirty thousand," to vociferate against the Great War. That's right, my loyal readers, once again the perverts and their debased abettors stand to blaspheme our brave warriors performing God's work in the barbaric foreign lands. I nearly suffered a heart attack upon subsequently viewing the footage of these slovenly hordes, waving banners in an utterly foul, anarchic freak show.

Of course, it was hardly surprising that the media had manufactured another sycophantic tribute to a mob of traitorous deviants rioting in the streets of California, and I nearly changed to the next channel. Just then, however, the liberal henchman operating the camera mistakenly panned away from the fiend-transvestite contingent towards a group of dark-skinned agitators nearby, instantly recognizable criminal immigrants and Iranian agents. Then it hit me: the Mohammedans were actually in control of the rest, directing their immigrant and pervert attack dogs from the rear, and probably the cameraman as well.

It is becoming increasingly obvious that this Conspiracy, orchestrated by a cabal of homosexuals, communists, parasitic criminal foreigners, Iranians, and the residents of San Francisco, aims to immediately hijack and destroy our great country. Of course, we can count on the liberal media to suppress all evidence of the Conspiracy, so I have taken it upon myself to spread the word to my fellow upstanding citizens.

It is hard to say how far the Conspiracy has yet reached, but the facts indicate the worst. A representative from San Francisco has already seized Congress, by various heinous means. Furthermore, the Supreme Court has been thoroughly corrupted. Upon researching the matter, I have discovered that over the past few years the high court has quietly repealed the last remaining anti-sodomy laws in the nation. These moves effectively make homosexuality absolutely legal in all fifty states. We have been stripped of legal recourse against the homosexuals, and now have nothing short of vigilante action to keep them out of our neighborhoods and away from our children.

Consider the following. Recently, a high-ranking Iranian official appeared in New York for a meeting with several world-government officials from such countries as Syria, Cuba, Mexico, and the Netherlands. He was received at Columbia University, a snake pit of international liberalism, where in an address he specifically denied any relations to organized homosexuality. That an Iranian can travel to America with impunity proves that every law enforcement agency in the nation has been compromised, and that he can lie so transparently about his cooperation with the people in San Francisco demonstrates that he already considers himself untouchable. Their agenda is clearly far progressed.

Make no mistake about it, my friends, America is now under attack. Because of our trepidation, Iran has been allowed to strike first. With the assistance of the anarchist sexual deviants and immigrants in California, their agents have infiltrated the highest echelons of our government. Meanwhile, their vassals in the media have been instructed to unleash a brainwashing campaign aimed at undermining the war effort and the President, who seems to be the last remaining bulwark to world domination by the sophisticated criminal pervert communist immigrant Iranian cabal. Millions of meticulously-prepared liberal propaganda pieces have saturated the media, actively and retroactively embedded in every book, movie, television show, and news report in existence. It will be difficult, in the coming months, to discern who stands with us and who against us, given the apparent labyrinthine tactics of our adversaries. One thing we can count on is that their ways will be mysterious, and their aims totally nefarious, and our only hope lies in the aggressive pursuit of their destruction wherever they may rear their ugly heads.

God Bless America.

Clayton Anderson, III, is the Bohefus Gazette's conservative commentator. He resides at an undisclosed location. He may be reached by a short-burst transmission on frequency 17480 kHz at exactly 1435:42 hrs. on May 19, 2009. He may respond, conditions on the ground permitting.